No WMDs in Iraq, But My Son Has a WMU in His Diaper

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As I previously noted, my first child is a girl. My second child, just a couple weeks old, is a boy. I’m quickly learning that changing the diaper of boys is a much more dangerous experience than changing the diaper of girls.

That boy’s got a weapon in his diaper.

I call it a:

Weapon of Mass Urination

Or, “WMU” for short.

No matter how fast I change the diaper, there is just something about my ice-cold hands that makes his weapon go off at me.

Though I do admit that I was somewhat satisfied when he shot off at the Pediatrician. Hey, you gotta get your laughs wherever you can when you don’t get more than a couple of hours of sleep at a time…

Tags: WMU, WMD, Weapon of Mass Urination, SAHD, SAHF, Diaper