Saturday, February 28, 2009

My Son: Nathan Alexander Berliner

I’d like to introduce you to my new son (my “first” son), born just one month ago. Here he was as a newborn:

Yeah. He’s super cute. And, here he is at one month of age:

Yeah. Still super cute. We call him “Nate”, unless he’s been really bad. Then we call him “Nathan Alexander”. He hasn’t been bad yet.

He’s doing very well. His health is excellent, breastfeeding well, and plumping up nicely.

Born at 6lb 15oz, he dropped to 6lb 8oz in the hospital and checked out on day 3 at 6lb 9oz. At our first pediatrician appointment on day 6 he was back up to 7lb 1oz and his next appointment (2.5 weeks old), he tipped the scales at 9lb 3oz. At 1 month he was a whopping 10lb 5oz. Just like his old man, the boy likes to eat!

Nate never sleeps more than 3 hours at a time, and usually only 2 hours, which means that Mom and Dad (especially Mom the self-described “Human Milk Wagon”) have not gotten our usual dose of sleep. And, at my advanced age, I do feel it.

Still, Nate is certainly a blessing and we’re all so happy to have him in our lives. I have dozens of articles sketched out to share with you. Now, if I can just find the time to write them up.

Please stay tuned and add some comments along the way. I’d love to hear your thoughts.

Cheers,

-Brian

Thursday, February 5, 2009

No WMDs in Iraq, But My Son Has a WMU in His Diaper

The international biological hazard symbol.

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As I previously noted, my first child is a girl. My second child, just a couple weeks old, is a boy. I’m quickly learning that changing the diaper of boys is a much more dangerous experience than changing the diaper of girls.

That boy’s got a weapon in his diaper.

I call it a:

Weapon of Mass Urination

Or, “WMU” for short.

No matter how fast I change the diaper, there is just something about my ice-cold hands that makes his weapon go off at me.

Though I do admit that I was somewhat satisfied when he shot off at the Pediatrician. Hey, you gotta get your laughs wherever you can when you don’t get more than a couple of hours of sleep at a time…

Jon LaJoie Coming to San Jose Improv

Jon LaJoie is the creator of the Stay At Home Dad music video that I wrote about previously. Of course, he does much more than that.

If you want to see him LIVE, he will be coming to the San Jose Improv on February 11, 2009. Get your tickets here for the show.

Enjoy the show, and report back here on how it was. With my son at just a couple of weeks old, I seriously doubt that I will make it out.

Fathers & Diapers

On 2007's Memorial Day Weekend on Arlington Pa...

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My son, Nate, is now 2 weeks old and already I have changed countless numbers of diapers. The kid pees (and poops) like a race horse! I suppose that’s a good thing – the pipes are all working.

With excellent timing, a friend of ours just sent us a pointer to the following video. It was hilarious. My boy’s diapers are not stinky (breastfed baby)… yet! But, I’m sure they will get there.

Enjoy: